Monday, December 3, 2012

You know you're a submissive when....


                           




       
                      




    ...he says "Don't ever forget I love you" and you get upset 'cause it sounds like goodbye; then he says "...or you'll be in trouble!" and you feel tons better 










    ...you find yourself gravitating towards the kitchen and hair care sections in any store in search of pervertibles 














    ...someone starts a sentence with, "We're going to switch..." and you flinch










    ...you click the "submit" button on a web form and giggle






    ...you have a storage closet full of paint stirrers and haven't done and aren't planning a painting project








                                   










    ...your shopping buddy doesn't understand why you insist that your new hairbrush be ALL wood

     




    ...you hear 'Bottom's Up!" at a party, and you comply







    ...if you add years to your age to get the extra spanks



    ...you go to dinner at a friend's and help her cook, and wonder if that spoon is used for anything else

     

    ...you hear a belt buckle jingle and your bottom tingles


      HIS POV: All funny and I imagine some of them to be true! June's sense of humor often makes me chuckle!  Mayhap I should do a "You know you're a  dominant when...." Post... Who knows?! Stay tuned!

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      1. So funny and so true. Reminds me of the time I got caught in the wooden spoon section of the store smacking a spoon on my thigh to test it, the guy looked at me and smiled. I laughed all the way to checkout.

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        1. LOL, I've so done that, Annie! With those silicon spatulas, too. YNo one would suspect, you just look really pensive, right?

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      2. Fun posting :)
        And, you know you're Dominant Man,
        when you jingle that belt buckle on purpose...
        because you know EXACTLY what it does to her :)
        MrBB

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        1. Thanks, Mr. BBS *Grins* I think we are gathering enough ammo to get Ward to do a "You know you're a Dominant when..." post :-P

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      3. Too funny! Husband and I have had a good laugh! I loved this post June! Ward, I would love to see a dominant one as well!!

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        1. Thanks, HisLilAngel :) I had fun with it too,lol. I think we're getting Ward close :)

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      4. Cute post June!
        Everything seems to have a whole new meaning since Dd.

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        1. Thanks, Emma! Oh, you're not kidding! And you find yourself blushing at the oddest of moments, lol.

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      5. Very nice June, I chuckled quite a bit.

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        1. Thanks, sunnygirl! It was fun! It'd be fun to see what everyone could add to it!

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      6. Yes! I agree- good post. I have only just started thinking some of these things. lol

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        1. Hi, Minelle, thanks! Only just started? Oh my, hang around, I'll corrupt you :-P

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      7. LOL - Love it June. It's amazing what 'innocent' implements take on a whole new meaning. ;)

        Ward - would love to see a 'You know you're a dominant...'

        Blessings,
        Cat

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        1. I know, Cat! It's fun, lol. I like feeling like no one knows what's going on, then you get that pointed look and you shrink, cause you know they know you know they know!

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      8. Haha! I especially like "Thank you for your submission" emails. :)

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        1. HAHA - that's a good one, Conina! Never fails to make me giggle!

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      9. So cute - and I can relate to some of this - especially the "tingles".
        hugs
        lillie

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      10. Thanks, Lillie :) I like the tinglles *blush*

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      11. Love this June, thanks for the giggle. Isn't it amazing how things take on a different meaning :)

        I find myself gravitating to the kitchen section of the store quite often Lol. Bottom's up Lol. Love the submit button too!

        Lol Mr BB - Yes please Ward - would love to see a "you know your a dominant .." post :)

        Hugs
        Roz

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        1. Thanks, Roz:) Know what I found on my last trip to Target??? A spatula with the word "naughty" on it!!!!! Now tell me that wasn't made by someone in the know O_o If I still have the picture I took of it I'll post it :)

          Yes I think we're winning Daddy over on the post...I can't wait to see it!

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        2. OMG, there's only one reason that spatula was produced! lol

          Goodie, I hope Ward does post :)

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      12. Reading this with The Silence...oh so funny! and guilty of the shop ones...yep, I have a radar out now when I go shopping, looking for anything that could be used!

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        1. M3, I know, lol, everyone wonders what's so blush-worthy in kitchenwares....if they only knew :-P

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      13. oh so true about the belt buckle jingle. and gravitating automatically towards the ladles and spoons!

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        1. You know, Fondles, No on prolly knew why I was so excited by the new line of bamboo utemsilsat Target - or why I giggled at the label "It's Bamboo!!", and why I had to take pictures...we have some now :-P

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      14. Our lives as seen thru sub-colored-glasses. It's funny how things shift. Sadly almost ANYTHING can be used in SOME way, weather to spank, tease, clamp or play - yikes!!
        Hilarious post!!!

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        1. LOL, Fiona- sub-colored glasses, I love that!It does change our vision of the world.

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        1. Hi, Susie :) Glad to give you a giggle!

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      16. For most of my life, if I'd read a post like this my eyes would have bugged out of my head. I didn't really believe women like you existed until the 2000s!

        You know you're who you are when you do a double-take when you're at the deli counter and see "panko" crusted fish.

        And it's not just submissives who hang out in the hairbrush section, btw. If anyone ever opens a store just for hairbrushes, they'd better have soundproof "fitting" rooms!

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        1. You made me giggle,Kevan :) Ummmm,I'm not sure if being 'a woman like you' is good or bad O_o

          I've done that double take a time or two myself! I like the fitting room idea! We could callour store "Leather and Wood"...maybe a pun..."Wooden Leather" :-D

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      17. I needed this laugh, June. Thank you.
        It reminds me of a billboard we used to see in our area for a sandwich shop; I giggled every time we passed it because it conjured up thoughts so different than sandwiches. It's been awhile since I've seen it so the exact words escape me, but it was along the lines of, Good subs are what we do.

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        1. (((hugs))) Jacquie, you're most welcome! I did, too. I'm working on a couple other funny ones....least I hope they are :-P

          Oh, I'd have busted a gut, or blushed furiously if I wasn't with someone who knew, lol.

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      18. When you notice that it always seems that the paddle shaped brushes and dense wooden spoons sell out in the stores before the oval shaped and smaller brushes and the wooden turners and slotted spoons. You start to wonder how many of us there really are. : )

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        1. You know....now that you mention it, Blue Bird.... the heavy ones ARE always the first to sell out! Makes you go...hmmmmmmmm :-P

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      19. I have totally done some of these...

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        1. Hi, Julia, so you're a thigh thwacker, too? lol I am guilty as charged :)

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      20. Dear June
        You are an absolute hoot! Love your sense of humor!
        A while back I decided I want my kitchen utensils to stay in the kitchen
        and my hairbrush used only for my hair - so I bought Daddy Jack
        a leather strap and a new leather paddle is on the way from the London Tanners! (his birthday present) :0)
        Daddy Jack says I'm "high" maintenance - because I love expensive spanking implements! LOL
        hugs
        Jack's Jill

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        1. Hi, Jill,
          Thanks :) It's rather wry...just a tiny bit sarcastic (who me???) My Daddy is partial to wood, and the hairbrush is his signature. We have found that I am ... or should I say my body is.... partial to leather. It is YUMMY, and does things to me, which Daddy quite enjoys... it's also my fastest way to my happy place. But sometimes I want/need/desire and hopefully NOT deserve the sting only wood can bring :-P I am fascinated by the LT belt, and the CP paddle. They're on my wish list :)

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      21. Well, a good discussion with your beloved Ward just might get you the leather paddles you long for!
        There are always birthday presents!!
        Just ordered Jack's boudoir paddle from the London Tanners. Should arrive for his birthday.
        Now tell me - am I a good submissive wife or what?? :0) LOL

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