Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Just a little humor



                                       
Grumpy Cat 1 - Like a good neighbor Stay over there
Grumpy Cat 1 - soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of no





Grumpy Cat 1 - ROW ROW YOUR BOAT GENTLY OFF A CLIFFGrumpy Cat 1 - I think i might be emotionally constipated i haven't given a shit in days
Naughty but FUNNY!

Success Kid - Started my computer Adobe doesn't need an update                                        Philosoraptor - if tomatoes are fruit isn't ketchup technically a smoothie?


Philosoraptor - if you say something is indescribable are you not describing it?                                Philosoraptor - if aliens are LOOKing for intelligent life Why are american's scared? 

MR bean - have you ever read my book? 50 shades of bean
                                      

MR bean - HANDCUFFS, ME AND A CUP OF TEA?

  Just a little humor - cause I needed a laugh. Hope it gives you a smile.          









                          

Friday, January 18, 2013

Hungry for Each Other

                                                                

                                           
                                      

I've said it before and I'll say it again... One of the most important things a couple can do is make time for each other.  Life is busy and difficult enough as it is, but once we step past the threshold of our homes, life doesn't stop.  I'm tired often, sometimes very tired, but I know that I still have expectations to meet as the HoH of this family.  I make an effort to meet the challenges and needs of my family.  The boys have homework that needs to be done,  and as much as I love the boys, I'm going to be very honest... they are a load, June needs some time for herself.. As much as I'd love to go grab a beer and sit down to Sports Center, I know that it benefits our relationship when I ensure that she gets some time to reset, relax and do some things she wants to do, but it's more than that too.  Meeting the challenges of a TTWD/DD relationship has many benefits and when we meet these challenges it keeps us hungry for each other. 


To me, being hungry means craving her in all ways.  I crave the sharpness of her mind (June is a smart cookie). She'll say she is just herself but she is much more creative and intelligent than she gives herself credit for. Her intelligence and her opinions often mirror my own and  I find the sharpness of her mind alluring. I crave her body,  She brings me much comfort and delight at the end of long days. Her warm, waiting embrace and pleasurable form bring me much pleasure and delight. I crave her spirit. Her warmth and her kindness inspire me often... I know I may be biased folks, but in truth June is the finest woman that I have ever had the privilege of knowing. Her dedication and vigilance to what we have and how we can learn from our mistakes and the wisdom of folks here touches me and make me want her close to me.


                                                                                                  
                                                       



 I'm pretty sure that not many of you would be surprised if I told you that I am a bit of a romantic. I think it's important to be available to one's partner mentally and physically.  Sometimes it's as simple as her saying "Honey I've had a hard day and I need to relieve some stress" or sometimes it's the fact that she knows me well enough to see what I need... Sometimes she crawls over my knee, sometimes she knows that what I need is much simpler, she knows her man's desire and just how to best satisfy it.


                                                          

 Staying hungry for each other is important part of  TTWD/DD or really any relationship.  The effort and time that both partners put into truly giving each other their best, becomes a vital skill that pays dividends in both the long and short term. 

-  A deeper attentiveness
-  A deeper appreciation for the things we do for each other
-  An insanely high libido increase
-  A warmth that  spreads throughout our home
-  A understanding of each other that is deeper for each other
-  A deep desire to only improve, even through setbacks or disagreements, a true hunger for each other.


                                                  



Finding time or making time for each other remains a priority, even with the kids, school, work and making ends meet, we continue to find ways to show each other how important we are.  We highly recommend exploring your options and finding ways to show each other how you feel and what emotions and passion that you evoke in each other.  Send the kids to grandma's, Check out that Bed and Breakfast, plan a romantic weekend away. The time we give our partners is precious. Give each other your best!




                                                      



Her POV:

Ward is a very effective leader, both in his work life and his home life. He is caring, compassionate, intuitive, firm and consistent. When he shares the things he does, it is not someone just hypothesizing, he shares what works for us because he walks his talk. This is a most amazing thing for me... I've never had anyone who did that before.This is intimacy...intimacy is not a quick tumble in the blankets, intimacy begins in the mind and in the heart.

Which brings to mind another thought...and old thought....one of June's favorite thoughts....redundant much?  Reciprocity! (Oh, stop that groaning!) I have said over the last few posts, that I enjoy serving Ward, and I enjoy doing things for him with a full, loving and submissive heart. It can make the simplest of acts an act of love and submission.It can make the larger acts of submission a prayer.

Where is the reciprocity? He serves me as well. When he sees me take a deep breath and close my eyes because I have listened to my 7,463rd whine of the day, and he steps in and handles it, or takes the task from my hand and tells me to go take a break, or he tells me to sit so he can do the dishes, or pulls the laundry basket between us and starts folding, or senses my sense of agitation and takes my hand and leads me to our room and closes the door and pulls me across his lap....when he texts me an instruction because he knows I revel in his Dominance, he is taking the time to show that he knows- feels- sees- acknowledges and cares about all the things that affect me. He is quick to kiss a - but you had a hard day, too - protest straight off my lips (YUMMY), pat me on the butt and send me off so that I can be my best for him and for us. 

Am I hungry for him? All the bloody time. I long for the curve of his jaw, his stubble, his scent, his touch, his laugh, his voice, his humor, his patience in the hours he is absent. I crave it. My heart squeezes when he sighs and rolls out of the bed for work, and it never really stops till he walks back in the door. He is my first thought in the morning, my last thought at night, he fills my dreams, he fills my heart. And what we create...it feeds him, it feeds me, it feeds our children and shows them that life can be extraordinary.

Friday, December 21, 2012

Ohhhhh Tardar Sauce!- The Final Christmas Chapter

Okay, okay - this is the last of them for Christmas....unless I find something else hysterical....seriously....she makes me laugh till I cry!































HIS POV:  Still the proverbial "Sour Puss"  sorry folks couldn't resist, Tarder really is a hoot, and captures the true mailaise of the feline mystique!

Sunday, December 9, 2012

Ohhhhh Tardar Sauce!- The Sequel

And because one post wasn't enough...more of Tardar Sauce's Christmas Point of View :) I LOVE this Kitty!





























HIS POV: 

The kitty version of the Grinch again... even after a hard day, these make me smile!  Happy Holidays folks!

Friday, December 7, 2012

Ohhhhh Tardar Sauce!

Have you seen Tarder Sauce? I SERIOUSLY LOVE THIS KITTY!!!!! So as we're coming up on Christmas & I have tons of Tardar Sauce funnies, I thought I would share....I warn you, some of them are a little naughty.... but Daddy said it was okay to share them with you.

Seriously....we look at these and bust a gut :D













































 
















 











 












































Yes, she is very naughty! But you know she gave you the Naughty giggles!




HIS POV: 

Such a cantankerous kitty... just a bit of  holiday cheer for the grinch that just won't go away!  Wish you all a very happy weekend!

Monday, December 3, 2012

You know you're a submissive when....


                           




       
                      




    ...he says "Don't ever forget I love you" and you get upset 'cause it sounds like goodbye; then he says "...or you'll be in trouble!" and you feel tons better 










    ...you find yourself gravitating towards the kitchen and hair care sections in any store in search of pervertibles 














    ...someone starts a sentence with, "We're going to switch..." and you flinch










    ...you click the "submit" button on a web form and giggle






    ...you have a storage closet full of paint stirrers and haven't done and aren't planning a painting project








                                   










    ...your shopping buddy doesn't understand why you insist that your new hairbrush be ALL wood

     




    ...you hear 'Bottom's Up!" at a party, and you comply







    ...if you add years to your age to get the extra spanks



    ...you go to dinner at a friend's and help her cook, and wonder if that spoon is used for anything else

     

    ...you hear a belt buckle jingle and your bottom tingles


      HIS POV: All funny and I imagine some of them to be true! June's sense of humor often makes me chuckle!  Mayhap I should do a "You know you're a  dominant when...." Post... Who knows?! Stay tuned!